I do not want to schedule this thing...I can't tell you how frightening and scary this is. I cannot bring myself to schedule "elective" open heart surgery. Remember when you were in 7th grade science class and you got to dissect a frog? Well, that's basically what's going to happen to me. Same premise. I need to choose the time that I want someone to to cut me open like a goddamn kitchen cupboard and remove my heart. I can't do it.
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Maybe they should make it like tonsils – promise to give you the old one (valve in your case) in a jar to take home with you and say that you’ll allowed to eat all the ice cream you want while recovering (which was a complete lie).
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